oh my fucking god there was this fan in the crowd, and he’s with his brother (I think, they looked like brothers) and this guy is wearing a torpedo jersey, and this massive red and black wig, and he’s clapping and cheering and looking extreme
and his brother is standing next to him, his hands like clasped in front of him, in a turtle neck and a jacket, and he keeps like giving his brother these glances like
totally embarrassed to be there with him
and I died because that guy with the wig is totally me and his brother is everyone I ever take with me to a hockey game
mortally embarassed
